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VOTE FOR THIS DODGE DAKOTA 4X4 EXTENDED CAB TRUCK FOR
PRESIDENT ! NOW, THIS IS MY OLD WORK TRUCK, SO IT HAS DONE EVERYTHING
FROM FARMING TO BUILDING LOG CABINS, AND IT KNOWS HOW TO PUT IN A FULL DAY OF
HARD WORK, THAT SHOULD APPEAL TO THE FEW HARD WORKING VOTERS WHO STILL LIVE
HERE IN AMERICA. WITH ALL THE NOISE COMING OUT OF BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES
PERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR A DECENT CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT! ~ ~ ~ ~ STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT ~ ~ ~
~ FIRST OF ALL, THE DODGE DAKOTA IS ACTUALLY MADE RIGHT HERE
IN AMERICA, USING MAINLY AMERICAN PARTS CONTENT, SO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL
LOOKING FOR OBAMA'S ELUSIVE BIRTH CERTIFICATE SHOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THIS CANDIDATE HAS A GENUINE AMERICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND A CURRENT GEORGIA TITLE. THE SEAT HAS HOSTED A FEW FAT BUTTS OVER THE YEARS, SO IT IS
JUST ABOUT AS COMFORTABLE AS A POLITICIAN SITTING IN CONGRESS DOING NOTHING! THE PAINT IS BILLION DOLLAR GREEN, JUST LIKE THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WEE WEE'D AWAY ON THAT HEALTHCARE WEBSITE, IT HAS AS MANY FLAWS IN IT AS THE "AFFORDABLE
CARE ACT" - - - AND IS ABOUT AS UGLY AS NANCY PELOSI ! THE RADIO DOES NOT WORK, SO IT CANNOT LIE TO YOU LIKE A
WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING! THE ENGINE STARTS RIGHT UP AND RUNS PRETTY GOOD, KIND OF
LIKE THE HARD WORKING FOLKS WHO ACTUALLY PAY THE BILLS HERE IN AMERICA. THE MOTOR DOES NOT SMOKE, IT DOES NOT INHALE, SO IT DOES NOT USE A WHOLE BUNCH
OF THAT FOREIGN OIL. IT HAS A GOOD TRANNY, SO THE LGBT SECTION SHOULD BE HAPPY. IT HAS A FINE WORKING TRANSFER CASE, SO IT CAN GO EITHER
WAY! NOW THE TIRES, NONE OF THEM MATCH, SO IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE
AMERICAN MELTING POT! IT DOES HAVE ICE COLD AIR CONDITIONING - - - SO YOU CAN KEEP
YOUR COOL WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LATEST DUMB THING THAT HAPPENED IN
WASHING-TOON, DC. IT HAS POWER WINDOWS SO YOU CAN GET A WHIFF OF FRESH AIR
WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF THE SMELL OF THE BOVINE FLATULENCE COMING FROM AMERICAN
POLITICIANS! THE MUFFLER HAS A FEW LEAKS IN IT, SO IT MAKES ENOUGH NOISE
SO YOU CANNOT HEAR HARRY REID MOUTHING OFF. IT HAS AN EXTENDED CAB SO THERE IS LOTS OF ROOM FOR A FEW
BUDDIES TO RIDE WITH YOU WHEN YOU JOIN RICK PERRY TO PROTECT THE BORDER! THE TIE ROD ENDS ARE A BIT WORN OUT, SO IT WANDERS KIND OF
LIKE THE TEA PARTY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH SIDE OF THE ROAD TO BE ON! IT HAS A DECENT BEDLINER, SO EVEN BILL CLINTON MIGHT
APPROVE! IT IS CHEAP AS DIRT, SO EVEN IF YOU ARE AS "FLAT
BROKE" AS HILLARY CLINTON YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT! . . . SO THERE YA HAVE IT, A GREAT LITTLE TRUCK, IDEAL FOR
EVERY AMERICAN, AND AT A PRICE YOU CAN AFFORD WITHOUT TAKING CONTRIBUTIONS FROM
THE KOCH BROTHERS OR A POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE! ELECT THIS TRUCK FOR JUST $2016 - - - AND AT LEAST YOU WILL
GET YOUR MONEYS WORTH FOR A CHANGE! CALL ME TODAY AT ( 706 ) 889 -- 6477 SEE IT HERE IN BLUE
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Dodge Dakota for Sale
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- 1989 dodge dakota convertible 360 v8 auto
- 1990 dodge dakota le convertible cab pickup 2-door 3.9l
- 1999 dodge dakota sport 4x4 v-8 5.2l auto a/c tow package bed liner
- 10 dakota st extended cab certified pre owned warranty we finance texas(US $10,995.00)
- 1997 dodge dakota sport standard cab pickup 2-door 3.9l(US $1,000.00)
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Ram to go on a Rampage with new small pickup?
Wed, 16 Jul 2014When people look back at today's automotive industry, what do you think they'll remember us for? The emergence of hybrids? Ever more expensive and exotic supercars? The dawn of the self-driving car? All likely scenarios, but so is the blurring of lines between one bodystyle and another, giving rise to hardtop convertible coupes and crossovers of every shape and size. But one bodystyle the North American auto industry has stayed largely away from in the past couple of decades is a car nose and chassis with a pickup bed.
It's a bodystyle immortalized by the Chevrolet El Camino, but with few exceptions, we haven't seen too many of these automotive platypuses in recent years on our turf. Subaru tried with the Baja and the low-volume Honda Ridgeline soldiers along largely unchanged, but the genre's biggest adherents are still Down Under, where ute versions of the Holden Commodore and Ford Falcon live. With a few other examples scattered to the four corners of the earth, that's really about it. But if these spy shots are anything to go by, it looks like Fiat Chrysler Automobiles could be working to bring it back.
Spied undergoing testing in Michigan, what we appear to be looking at is a heavily disguised Fiat Strada being prepared - like the Fiat Ducato-based Ram ProMaster and the smaller Doblo-based ProMaster City - for Stateside duty as a Ram product. The Strada, for those unfamiliar, is a product of Fiat Automóveis in Brazil and is based on the Palio economy car. The nameplate has been around South America since 1996 and was originally designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro (long before Volkswagen monopolized his talents), and takes a more rugged approach in the form of the Strada Adventure.
Dodge Viper recall requires small-handed mechanics
Fri, 25 Apr 2014It has been over a year since Chrysler first announced its recall of 3,660 2003-2004 Dodge Vipers because the airbag could suddenly deploy. The repairs are finally beginning, and it appears to be a nightmare for mechanics.
According to the automaker's filing with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, the airbag control module can fail, which causes the bag or the seatbelt pre-tensioner to deploy without warning. It took over a year to design the new parts, according to The New York Times. However, Chrysler finally has a new "jumper harness with an in-line diode filter circuit" ready to fix the problem.
The dilemma now moves to the mechanics who have to actually install the part. A 47-step guide from Chrysler explains that the procedure should take about two hours. It's not an easy job, though. Most of the dashboard has to be taken apart, and the instructions include this helpful bit of advice: "Installing the jumper harness and filter box into position is not an easy task. Patience, perseverance, and small hands are required." We wish the best of luck to them. The fix comes just in time for the Vipers to enjoy the summer sun.
Dodge whips covers off 2013 Blacktop series
Thu, 10 Jan 2013Dodge introduced us to its Blacktop model lineup a year ago with the 2012 Charger and followed up with more recently with the 2013 Challenger and 2013 Avenger. Now the automaker will be applying this ominous-looking treatment to the Durango, Grand Caravan and Journey models for 2013 as well. These models will be unveiled next week at the Detroit Auto Show, but Dodge has released most of the details for these new products including pricing and availability.
If the Grand Caravan R/T (aka, the Man Van) wasn't aggressive enough for you or its $30,000 starting price was a little too pricey, then the 2013 Grand Caravan Blacktop could be the ticket. Starting with the SXT trim level (which stickers at $19,995), the Blacktop package costs only $595, and adds unique features such as blacked-out headlights, grille and fog lights bezels and an all-black interior. The van rides on black-accented, 17-inch aluminum wheels. The Grand Caravan Blacktop is only available in monochromatic paint schemes limited to Billet Silver, Brilliant Black, Maximum Steel, Redline Red and Stone White
Likewise, the 2013 Journey Blacktop is offered only on the SXT model (starting at $18,995) with all of the crossover's normal options such as four- and six-cylinder engines, five- or seven-passenger seating and front- or all-wheel drive. The Blacktop package adds $995 to the Journey SXT's price and features many of the same black accents as the Grand Caravan like the headlights, grille, door mirrors and lower fascia. Exterior colors are limited to Bright Silver, Bright Red, Brilliant Black, Brilliant Red Tri-Coat, White, Pearl White Tri-Coat and Storm Grey, and the package's 19-inch wheels come in Gloss Black. Inside, the Journey Blacktop comes standard with black cloth seats and Chrysler's 8.4-inch Uconnect touch screen, but black leather is also available as an option.